The Offensive Disclaimer

 

Lighten Up, Mister Uptightie Pants

 

 

Any and all comments and/or ideas on this website are the sole responsibility of the highly opinionated, vehemently sardonic, and in no way politically correct middle-aged bald guy who wrote them, and who assumes no responsibility, liability, or blame whatsoever should anything contained herein happen to wrench your panties into a great big wad. By this point in your life you should have developed a thick skin and some semblance of a backbone. If you haven't, you're probably used to the world serving you your ass, so what's the difference?

Furthermore, the propriety, proper grammar, spelling, punctuation, clarity of thought and/or level of maturity of his vitriolic diatribe are in no way guaranteed, nor should you expect them so to be in any way, shape, or form whatsoever. The author tends to rant along in stream-of-consciousness fashion, so you would do well to forego holding out any hope whatsoever for proper punctuation. You should also just get used to run-on sentences. What's a nice, vitriolic, stream-of-consciousness rant without random punctuation and multiple run-on sentences, right?

Although you may incorrectly assume otherwise, the author will gleefully avail himself of every opportunity to offend you and everyone else who might venture to read any of the content found herein.

This Website might contain links to content that some morons might consider offensive, obscene, obtuse, annoying, frivolous, boring, or politically incorrect. Tough. The author takes no responsibility whatsoever for damages any of those Websites may inflict upon you, your family, your friends, your computer, your stupid cat, or any other living or non-living entity within your vicinity or imagination.

The author of this website has most likely inadvertently pilfered copyrighted material. If you happen to notice something that belongs to you and the idea of its having been pilfered, altered, and used to offend others offends your sensibilities (puritanical or otherwise), then by all means please contact our head of naughty, highly technical, and extremely boring webmistress stuff, geekgirl@expedition-logistics.com,  bringing it to her attention in a non-offensive way, and we will remove the offending item, more than likely replacing it with more pilfered copyrighted material of equal or greater value.

This offensive disclaimer is copyrighted, mostly just because we can, but feel free to steal it and modify it to your own liking and for your own use.

So now you can stick that in your little pipe and smoke it.